Tegan: This is a pretty nice unicorn actually. We get a lot of stuffed animals. What do you think that says about us.  Sara: Well I’ll tell you what. Someone threw me a cat which is sort of-.  If I were to do a psychological testing or like an assessment I would say that someone threw me a cat because they want to domesticate me and pet me and somebody threw you a pink unicorn which is really gay and you are really gay. [Crowd: Cheers] Sara: I don’t mean that throwing a unicorn is gay, I mean a unicorn is just gay. Someone, um, someone recently told me a funny joke, and I then I told my mom the funny joke but it wasn’t as funny because my mom didn’t get the joke and thought it was real. So, here let me tell you the joke. I said to my mom “Mom did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks” [Crowd Laughing] Sara: And my mom was like “You’re kidding me!”
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Tegan: This is a pretty nice unicorn actually. We get a lot of stuffed animals. What do you think that says about us.  Sara: Well I’ll tell you what. Someone threw me a cat which is sort of-.  If I were to do a psychological testing or like an assessment I would say that someone threw me a cat because they want to domesticate me and pet me and somebody threw you a pink unicorn which is really gay and you are really gay. [Crowd: Cheers] Sara: I don’t mean that throwing a unicorn is gay, I mean a unicorn is just gay. Someone, um, someone recently told me a funny joke, and I then I told my mom the funny joke but it wasn’t as funny because my mom didn’t get the joke and thought it was real. So, here let me tell you the joke. I said to my mom “Mom did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks” [Crowd Laughing] Sara: And my mom was like “You’re kidding me!”
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Tegan: This is a pretty nice unicorn actually. We get a lot of stuffed animals. What do you think that says about us. 

Sara: Well I’ll tell you what. Someone threw me a cat which is sort of-.  If I were to do a psychological testing or like an assessment I would say that someone threw me a cat because they want to domesticate me and pet me and somebody threw you a pink unicorn which is really gay and you are really gay.

[Crowd: Cheers]

Sara: I don’t mean that throwing a unicorn is gay, I mean a unicorn is just gay. Someone, um, someone recently told me a funny joke, and I then I told my mom the funny joke but it wasn’t as funny because my mom didn’t get the joke and thought it was real. So, here let me tell you the joke. I said to my mom “Mom did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks”

[Crowd Laughing]

Sara: And my mom was like “You’re kidding me!”

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